Scott Disick Misses Kourtney Kardashian As He Attends Friend’s Wedding
Oh Scott Disick – we know you’re a bit of a numpty quite a lot of the time, but when you go and get all emotional over Instagram, we can’t help but feel sorry for you.
The former flame of Kourtney Kardashian has been attending a friend’s wedding this weekend – and it seems like he’s pining for his ex already.
TOO MUCH, SCOTT, TOO MUCH. Copyright: [Instagram]
Honestly guys, it’s almost like it’s a scripted love story.
The reality star, who in recent months has been rocking the whole ‘I’VE JUST HAD MY THIRD CHILD AND I CAN’T QUITE HANDLE IT SO LET’S ALL GO GET WASTED’ look, split with Kourtney for the 194th time earlier this month.
And now he’s getting used to the single life – it seems it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
He posted the above snap of his place card on Instagram last night, reading – somewhat tragically – 'Scott Disick Guest’.
Oh honey, we’ve all been 'that’ singleton at the wedding – it gets better after your fourth bottle of Prosecco.
Shave your beard and get back together with Kourt! Copyright: [Instagram]
But get your hankies ready though folks, because if the picture wasn’t heart-wrenching enough, then the caption sure as hell will make you sob Kardashian branded tears. The 'businessman’ (is that what he does?) wrote: “When u realise the grass isn’t always greener.”
SEE GUYS – HE’S REGRETTING THE SPLIT WITH KOURTNEY.
Oh god. It’s too much. Put down your phone Scott, leave this wedding, and return home to your children – before you grab the mic during the best man’s speech and declare your undying love for Kourtney and hurl your face in the wedding cake.
Actually, do that – it’ll make for an excellent opener on the new series of 'Keeping UpWith The Kardashians’.
Anyway, how much money do you all want to bet that these two will 'miraculously’ get back together before the year is out? We had a tenner on it, but are currently thinking of whacking another fiver on after this snap.
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